X-Box 360 for Sale – No Red Ring, Nothing Broken, No Crap – $200 (Montvale, New Jersey)

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Got a Xbox-360 up for sale.

Includes:
X-Box 360 System – HDMI Port Built-in (Current generation system)
60GB Harddrive
Controller
AV Cables
Power Cable and that huge motherfaka block

System is still under warranty for another year. It works great. If you really need to know what the 360 does, Alt+F4. It’s really almost never been used.

IMPORTANT STUFF:
It actually works
I did not steal it
I think I got it off someone who did?
If it is stolen, you will not get in trouble for buying it. You can blame me and I will blame the (possible) thief.
Still under warranty for a year, Red Ring for 3
I can deliver if you live in a reasonable distance

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTACT ME:
People who actually want to buy the damn thing

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD FU*K OFF:
Nigerians
MOTHERFU*KER Nigerians
You fu*king Nigerians
GET THE FU*K OUT OF HERE
Old people who are going to ask me if they need batteries for the “remote control”
People who call and ask about it, tell me they’re interested, and never call me again. I’m looking at you David C.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!?!
People who want me to drive all the way to Hudson County (I live in Bergen. Go away)

I’d add pictures but it’s in great condition. It really is. That and I left my digital camera at my friend’s house. Ok, I lied, I’m just lazy. I’ve tried more “professional” posts before and you know what realized? People suck. It’s all paranoid Mexicans, black people who never call back, white people who ask too many questions, Asians who can’t speak English, and you fuccking Nigerians. I WILL NOT SHIP THIS THING TO AFRICA! GET THE FU*K BACK FROM YOUR NEVER-ENDING BUSINESS TRIP AND THEN WE WILL TALK Oh yeah, that’s the other thing. Please don’t mug me when we do meet. I’d like to avoid that. Also, if you are a cute chick under the age of 23 and for some twisted reason want to buy this thing for yourself, I will give you a discount of $15. I’m not kidding. If you can convince me you actually listen to Ingrid Michaelson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Rachael Yamagata, I will make it $20 (Still only cute chicks) And if you happen to be able to guess at least 3 of my other favorite artists, that price is down by $25. Really. BTW if you’re going to ask your girlfriend to pick this shit up, I will question her. I will. Try me. This offer also extends out to orphans. Loud and whiny ones are excluded from this offer. Sure, you could just ask that one gamer chick you know and load up her Ipod (Fu*k Ipods) with those artists, but you know what? You’ll be on the same level as those motherfu*king Nigerians. So what can you do if you’re not a cute chick?

$10 Dollar Discount Ideas for People Who Aren’t Cute Chicks:
-Cookies (Sorry, sugar only)
-Make me cry with a sad story
-Play some awesome piano (See two down and ignore the the Brawl rules)
-The Rock (This is open to interpretation)
-Defeat me in a round of Brawl (3 stock, no items, Final Destination. You’re gonna have to somehow set this one up. Unless you pick-up of course. And also I only play with the Gamecube controller)
-Juggle chainsaws
-Something really cool that has been approved beforehand

Guess what? See that cute chick discount above? This stacks but it will only take off 5 instead of ten.

Onto the last note. If you can not speak fluent English but are still interested in buying, the system is $220. Why $220? That’s the motherfu*ker tax. What’s the purpose? So that you people who can’t even understand this sentence will deterred.

Contact me:
201-XXX-XXXX (Please speak English. Don’t make me open up Babelfish. Yo no fu*king hablo Engles.)

EDIT: I somehow sold the demonic motherfaka. Shit has been spoken for.